The Husband is almost retired from the NYPD. Although we are both too young to retire permanently, he can always retire and get another job. He says he wants to be a dog walker. That’s fine with me. He loves animals and they love him.
But it got me to thinking. What would we do if we were really retired and on a fixed income. I recently told a friend that I liked the words “Trust Fund”. Unfortunately I doubt the words “trust fund” and “Carol King” will ever be uttered in the same sentence. However, I have some sentence examples if anyone is interested in helping a girl out:
“Carol King, we like you so much we set up a zillion dollar trust fund for you.”
“Carol King, because you do some much for everyone else, I’d like you to take over my 20 million dollar trust fund and live in my townhouse on East 71st Street off 5th Ave which, by the way comes with a live-in house-keeper and chef.”
“Carol, you know I don’t like living in the City anymore, but why don’t you live in my 15 room apartment in the Dakota. I’ve set up a Trust Fund for your living expenses.”
Other phrases I like:
- Expense account
- All inclusive
- It’s on us
Another friend once told me that if she was at the point where she was eating cat food, she would make sure it was at least Fancy Feast. I do wonder what life would be like after retirement. Would I like it? Would I be bored? Would I do all the things I say I want to do and then never do. (paint, draw, learn Spanish, read all those books, exercise, learn yoga?) I know when I’m off I have a tendency to start watching daytime TV and next thing you know BAM it’s 5 pm and I’ve lost the whole day. Or I start to sleep later and later and then stay up all night.
The same friend who said she will eat fancy feast if it came down to her eating cat food also has a rule that she will not turn the TV on until 5 pm. I think that’s a good rule. I won’t follow it, but it’s a good rule.
Right now this is all just speculation. I’m not retiring anytime soon. So excuse me, I have to go back to work filling out forms and dealing with red tape.
Not having any inspiration to paint I pulled out a Charles Reid book and decided to paint from one of his paintings. Palm trees and a beautiful beach. Maybe that could be me and The Husband? Hmmm, retirement wouldn’t be so bad.